PRACTICALLY
PERFECT IN
EVERY WAY!
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If you like being organised like myself, then you can purchase a treatment by just clicking BOOK NOW.
Want to fill in the consultation form now?
You can download the form, fill it in and then hit the submit button. It turns out, your form goes straight to my app. It's actually genius!
WELCOME TO SUPER CALMING AND HOLISTIC
Due to the high demand for my Wellbeing Day services in the corporate world, 1 to 1 hourly appointments are not available at this time. If you are interested in booking me in to visit your place of work, please let me know and I will be happy to pencil you in.
You may not be laughing hysterically while floating along the ceiling having a tea party (still working on this UBP), but you will feel lighter after one of these taster treatments on my very comfortable massage chair.
The following treatments are available: BNS (back, neck and shoulders), Indian Head Massage, Warm Bamboo Massage, Hand & Arm Massage or a hybrid of them all.
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VALUES
THIS AWARD-WINNING COMPANY WAS ONCE FORMALY KNOWN AS MASSAGES FOR PIRATES HAS NOW REBRANDED DUE TO WINDS BLOWING IN THE EAST.....
ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, MUSIC VIDEO COMING SOON . . .
EXCELLENTLYOCIOUS
My treatments are excellent, and the word ocious translates in Spanish as "having nothing to do". When receiving a treatment from me, you will become excellent at having nothing to do except being super calming and mindful.
CREATIVE INTERGRITY
This new brand gives me even more freedom than before to express my artistic flair.
WHAT JANE AND MICHAEL WROTE IN THEIR LETTER
Cheery disposition, rosey cheeks, kind and witty; everything you want not just in a nanny but also in a holistic therapist.
INVEST YOUR TUPPENCE WISELY
You are better off spending your hard earned cash on a treatment with me than saving them in the bank.
YEAH, WHAT SHE SAID
As Mary Poppins made herself quite clear in the film, "I never explain myself" - nor will I.
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